The Duck Face

Holy crap!  Everywhere I look, no matter what social media site I'm on, all I see are tweens, teens, and even grown freakin women pouting their lips and sticking out their asses.  What is with this new phenomenon?  Doesn't anyone realize how incredibly REDICULIOUS they look?  Let me just walk to the closest bathroom and pose like Daffy Duck in front of the mirror (please, ignore the toilet in the background)!

Sorry to offend, if you're one of the thousands, maybe even millions, that think making yourself look like a quacking cartoon character is hot, but I can no longer hold my tongue.  I have a daughter, and I would NEVER, I repeat NEVER, allow her to disgrace herself in such a way.  I get it, all the hype about wanting guys to want you, and thinking that you look all "smexy"  or whatever it is that you call it.  But there is a difference between "sexy" and "trashy" and unfortunely the lines seem to be severely blurred.  I don't want someone thinking that my daughter is available for some sort of activities that can be done in a "rent by the hour" motel room.  And well thats just what all these skanky little photo's are implying.

Just to get it straight, I am in no way saying that all of you who pose this way ARE skanky.....but you know what they say about first impressions.  You could be the most upstanding, God fearing, church going, elder respecting, purest little person on the planet....but with a "Duck Face" on your facebook page, you are looked at as a slut bag, attention hungry, whore. If you just freakin smiled, stepped out of the bathroom,  and covered up your goods, you would be seen as the beautiful person that we all know is behind the duck bill.  Look, I'm sure some guys find it attractive, but not because they thinking "Now there is a girl I want a relationship with."  It is more like "Now there's a girl I can screw until I find a nice girl I want a relationship with."  Please, tell if I'm wrong gentlemen.

So now you could be in total agreement with me, not caring one way or the other, or maybe even thinking "wow, what a jealous bitch" but what ever it is, it is.  I'm just here to vent and remind all you ducklings out there that one day your generation will be running the world, and thats pretty damn scarey.